Funny Little Story: Shiney new bike
A triathlete was walking around in town one day when his friend, another
triathlete, rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.
The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a
The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in the forest
just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to
me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!"
The first man nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably
wouldn't have fit you anyway!"